44 Funny Self-Love Quotes

44 Funny Self-Love Quotes (That'll Make You LOL!)

Sometimes we just need to laugh at ourselves. Funny self-love quotes can help remind us that we aren’t alone. In fact, there are lots of other people out there who need to be reminded of how amazing they are. And in this crazy world, a little laughter can go a long way. 

We’ve compiled a mix of lighthearted, short self-love quotes and funny self-love quotes. These are great for jotting on a sticky note or writing in your journal or planner. Throughout the day, you have a funny reminder that you are valuable and worthy of love

Funny Self-Love Quotes for Accepting Ourselves with a Smile

1. “Reminder that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top with no pants & ate his fave food & loved himself. So you can too.” 
2. “I say IDK a lot. But trust me, I be knowing.”
3. “Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” 
4. “Do more things that make you forget to check your phone.” 
5. “I am difficult because I am rare”


6. “Happy. Unbothered. Disciplined. Glowing.” 
7. “If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow. Imagine what speaking kindly to yourself can do.”
8. “Just in case no one told you today: Hello. Good morning. You’re doing great. I believe in you. Nice butt.”
9. “I do not have to be perfect to be wonderful.”

10. “If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
11. “Clap for yourself. Who else will?”
12. “You’re a light. Whoever wants to shine with you, let them come.”
13. “The secret to getting ahead is getting started. Let’s go!”
14. “Today me will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie.” (inspired by the cookie monster!)
15. “Self-love is the greatest middle finger of all time.” 
16. “Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it.”
17. “I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.” 
18. “Great things never came from comfort zones.”

19. “I used to just crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro.”
20. “Don’t compare your behind-the-scenes to everyone else’s highlight reel.”
21. “Make someone smile every day. Don’t forget, you’re someone too.” 
22. “I got it all together. But I forgot where I put it.” 
23. “The goal is to be more in love with you than you were yesterday.” 
24. “You’re your own teacher. Give yourself the extra credit today.” 
25. “You were born to be real, not to be perfect.”

26. “Love is an inside job.”
27. “Be with someone who makes you feel loved.”
28. “Don’t look back. You’re not going that way.” 
29. “If you’re searching for the person to change your life for the better, then take a look in the mirror.”
30. “Ignore the rain. Look for the rainbow.” 
31. “Your speed doesn’t matter, forward is forward.” 

32. “Today’s a good day to start making a difference in your own life.” 
33. “Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives.” 
34. “You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t tacos.” 
35. “I am unable to quit, as I am currently too legit.” 
36. “It is what it is, but it will become what you make it.” 
37. “I am strong. I am smart. I am healthy. I am real.”
38. “It’s not your job to like me… that’s my job!”
39. “I’m the only person that I should like and know thoroughly.” 
40. “Watch me thrive.” 
41. “Let your light shine bright so the other weirdos can find you.” 

42. “I’m just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.” 
43. “If it makes you happy, it doesn’t have to make sense to everyone else.” 
44. “In a society that profits from self-doubt, loving yourself is an act of rebellion. Be a rebel.” 

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